2.5*, rounded up. I didn't like: At the start of the trip, she decided to go take a bath in the river. One by herself, two without telling anyone where she was going, three bathing where there are reptiles that could kill her, etc! Got a brain? The kidnapping plot. Doesn't talk to her until later. Oh yeah I speak English. Oh my goodness he speaks! Then she finds out she's supposed to have his kid (run, run!). Then there's the instant love. He gets her hot and heavy, rescues her twice, kidnaps her, and oh I luv you! I rounded up, rather than down, because this kept me entertained despite shaking my head several times. Will not be reading the rest. I don't care.
